Disclaimer!

The info on this website may lead you to develop sensitivities, adverse reactions, and sometimes even complete intolerance to, but not limited to:

  • Snow
  • Winter
  • Cold weather
  • Sensitivity/aversion to temperatures below 22C

In some instances, some people have been known to quit their jobs, sell their stuff, and head South!! If you find yourself suffering from any of the above symptoms, follow this treatment protocol:

  • Pack bags
  • Buy plane tickets
  • Fly to Curaçao
  • Go to a beach IMMEDIATELY!!!

*Important: Stay at or near the beach as long as necessary. Once you are back home, if previous symptoms return, go back to the beach, and stop going home, dummy!


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